Happy Belated Birthday Greg and Kris

I’m soooooooo sorry I didn’t get this posted on the actual dates, but do know that I was thinking of you and thanking God for allowing you both to have another birthday.
                                   

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Vitamin K Comes From What?

My friend is HILARIOUS!!!!!! One of the many reasons I luv her. Luv ya gurl.
So we’re catching up and this is how the conversation goes:
Me- I went to the doctor and they told me I need to come back in 2 weeks because my blood wasn’t clotting properly?
Her- How they know that?
Me- I had to get a shot [...]

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Don’t Eat the Baby’s Food

Mama went to Greenville to run an errand, and although she didn’t think of me, brought Key some chicken home. I guess she assumed I had eaten already, wrong. Well anyway, she gives Kris the food and tells her to give it to Key because he’s hungry. Mom walks away and thinks nothing else of [...]

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Punishment

A friend and I were having a conversation about punishment. Actually she was talking about the punishments she received as a child. As she was talking, she said, “You didn’t get punishments as a child.” WHATEVER….I have no idea where she got that from, because we got our behinds whooped. I remember the worst whooping [...]

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Having fun with 10 inches…don’t go there

My sister and I were watching the news and things just got a lil weird:
Reporter: 10 inches of rain fell
Me: 10 inches, that’s not a lot…….oh, yes it is
Sis: That is a lot, it’s almost a ruler deep.
Me: A ruler?
Sis: Yes, a school ruler.
Me: A school ruler? Why couldn’t you say almost foot?
Sis: Because isn’t [...]

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