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Fish Funny

Buddie came in my room yesterday and said so proudly, “we got whitening fish and grits” and left out.

I was left wondering “what in the world is whitening fish.”

HILARIOUS

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Gimme My Remote

Key was in my room today and I didn’t have my remote control so I asked him to give it to me. He ignored me so I kept on asking. This went on for about ten minutes without him complying. He climbed up and down the barstool and looked at himself in the mirror and just completely ignored me. I told Pooh to tell him to give it to me and he still wouldn’t.

I finally got frustrated and in a deep throaty voice said, “Key, gimme my remote.” He mumbled something and his mom understood him, but I didn’t. She asked him did you say “Kim mean?” I told her that he didn’t say that so don’t put that in his head. She turned to him and said Key what you said and he repeated in a deep throaty voice “Kim said gimme my remote.”

We both started laughing, so I guess he was calling me mean for talking to him that way.

Sorry Key, I apologize.

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Shoots!!!!!!!!

Key is still surprising, amazing and keeping us laughing. That little boy is a trip.

Tonight Key was sitting at the head of the bed and his mom wanted him to change sides. She told him to go to the other side and he responded, “I’m sitting right here.” So she said in a pleading voice, “you need to go to the other side of the bed”. Key waited about 5 seconds, so his mom added, “you’re gonna fall if you don’t go to the other side”. Key started to move to the other side and surprising both me and his mom said, “Shoots”. We both looked at each other and started laughing. We were both wondering ‘where did this boy get shoots from?

I can tell we are in for the time of our lives with Key. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!!

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Paying attention to children can bring a lot of laughs. After hearing this, I was crying b/c I was laughing sooo hard. This is a conversation between two brothers, just having their moment:

Unloading food from the vehicle at church

12-year old: I’ll help take those things in

9-year old: me, too

12-year old: here, you get this one

9-year old: I can’t take that, it’s too heavy

12-year old: it’s not too heavy, you can take it. You’re a man, ain’t you

 

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Today we ripped this meme off a blogger called Kontan from Kontan’s Place. She explains that she stole the meme from Tense. But, it was probably stolen at that blog as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Random Question Meme

1. How old do you look? at the most,  22

2. Where do you live? MS

3. Are you waiting for something? Yeah

4. What’s one pet peeve of yours that is not common? I’m crazy about how my food looks on my plate

5. Do you want/have kids? not sure

6. Have you ever thought about converting your religion? no

7. Last shocking news you heard? Inappropriate to share

8. What was the last thing you drank? water

9. Who do you most look like in your family? probably, my sister

10. If you could have something right now, anything, what would it be?

11. Where does most of your family live? scattered throughout the south

12. Where did you grow up? MS

13. Where do you want to go on vacation? anywhere but here

14. Have you ever had a panic attack? yes

15. What can’t you wait for? at the moment, I’m hungry, so I’ll say ‘to eat’

16. When’s the last time you told someone you loved him or her and meant it? last night

17. Have your parents ever smoked pot? no

18. Want someone back in your life? yeah, but I don’t think his wife would approve

19. What do you order at the bar? anything fruity

20. When was the last time you cried really, really hard? Friday, I was reading a post on my blog

21. Ever licked someone’s cheek? if possible, it was a sibling

22. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? jelly and milk

23. Where were you on July 4th, 2008? Memphis

24. What are your nicknames? Kim

25. If you could go back in time, how far back would you go? 5 years, to 2003

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Thursday’s Thoughts are back once again.

My brain is twirling with a few things that I have questions about and I will try to discuss one today that was brought to my attention by my friend. (My friend and I have weird conversations when I think about it.) Well, to get back on topic, today I will be discussing…..light bread. Makes me laugh when I think about it.

I have a few questions about the elusive light bread like:

  • Is it called light bread because it’s darker than wheat bread? Crazy that I think this way…lol

  • Why isn’t it just called white bread?

  • Where did the term “light bread” come from?

  • My friend said it’s called light bread because it’s lighter than cornbread. I have no idea where this came from, but it was funny.

My grandmothers or father, for that matter, could probably tell me why they think it’s called that, but I’ll hold off and ask them later.

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No BS

It’s Saturday morning at our household and here we go again…lol.

KiKi: Grandma, can I take my dog to church with me?
My mom: Yeah, you can take it with you in the van, but not in the church. we don’t take toys in the church.
KiKi: Okay….I’m going to do the same thing with my DS.
My mom: Come back here, you not taking no BS with you, leave that here.
Buddie and I start laughing
Buddie: No, ma, it’s not BS it’s a DS.
My mom: Oh, I didn’t know what it was called.

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Me: Kripher, come here.
KiKi: Some people call him Kripher, but I call him Kristopher.
Me: Kristopher, come here.

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