Posts Tagged ‘Key’

Gimme My Remote

Key was in my room today and I didn’t have my remote control so I asked him to give it to me. He ignored me so I kept on asking. This went on for about ten minutes without him complying. He climbed up and down the barstool and looked at himself in the mirror and just completely ignored me. I told Pooh to tell him to give it to me and he still wouldn’t.

I finally got frustrated and in a deep throaty voice said, “Key, gimme my remote.” He mumbled something and his mom understood him, but I didn’t. She asked him did you say “Kim mean?” I told her that he didn’t say that so don’t put that in his head. She turned to him and said Key what you said and he repeated in a deep throaty voice “Kim said gimme my remote.”

We both started laughing, so I guess he was calling me mean for talking to him that way.

Sorry Key, I apologize.


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Yuck, That’s A Mess

I was in my room eating ramen noodles today and I had splashed a little of the juice on the bed. Key came in and looking around, picked up a dvd with a duck on it. He came over to the bed and told me to look at the duck. I looked, then he said, “duck, say quack quack”. He sat the dvd on the bed next to me then I guess he realized I was eating. He said, “noodles”, I was like yeah, noodles. He kept looking at the bowl, then he looked at the stain from the juice that had splashed on the bed and said, “yuck”. I looked at him like “what” and if to say that wasn’t enough he then said even louder “that’s a mess”. Then he walked out.

I’m going to get that little boy when he gets older.

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Key is still surprising, amazing and keeping us laughing. That little boy is a trip.

Tonight Key was sitting at the head of the bed and his mom wanted him to change sides. She told him to go to the other side and he responded, “I’m sitting right here.” So she said in a pleading voice, “you need to go to the other side of the bed”. Key waited about 5 seconds, so his mom added, “you’re gonna fall if you don’t go to the other side”. Key started to move to the other side and surprising both me and his mom said, “Shoots”. We both looked at each other and started laughing. We were both wondering ‘where did this boy get shoots from?

I can tell we are in for the time of our lives with Key. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday Key

Happy Birthday Graphic

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Key was in my room with me watching Barney. I wasn’t watching Barney, but found myself looking at the television every now and then. Because Key was totally ignoring me, I pulled up a picture of Elmo on the computer and he ditched Barney and came to look at the picture. This kept his attention for 1 whole minute, at the most. He went back to watching Barney. By this time I thought it would be good idea to sing along with Barney. Key was sitting beside me and I started sing “the cleanup song” along with the tape. Apparently Key did not appreciate the singing because he turned around, slapped me in the face, and went back to watching his tape.

I WAS STUNNED. I assume he doesn’t allow singing when Barney is on.

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It seems like I’ve been away¬†foreva, but I’m here, once again. And while I’ve been away, I’ve been resting and getting my dreams on. I have no clue what these dreams mean and why I’m having them. Just know that they are extremely weird, but not frightening.¬† For example, this one dream goes a little like this:

My oldest sister was driving what appeared to be a van (why is she always in my dreams) down a busy city 3 lane street. Everything seemed to be normal, when apparently my sister missed her turn. Upon realizing she had missed her turn, she decided, instead of turning around and traveling in the opposite direction, she would put the vehicle in reverse and drive backwards down the highway.A cop who had been on the road, but on the oncoming traffic side didn’t appreciate this particular maneuver and put on sirens to alert her to pull over. Well, she decided NOT to oblige and continued to drive in reverse down the highway.

During this ordeal I’m in the back of the vehicle, along with Key, telling her the police wants her to stop. After a couple of minutes of this manic driving, she pulls into a gas station parking lot and locks the doors. The police order her to unlock the doors and when she doesn’t they ask me and I unlock them. They open the doors and see that I am feeding Key nuts. I have no idea the relevance of the nuts. They get my sister’s license and registration and check them out. After determining that she is no criminal, they simply tell her that it’s illegal to drive down the highway in reverse, duh, and allow her to leave.

After she pulled off, I was awakened.

As I write this post I realize this dream may have come from me watching Wanted so late at night.

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